“Uh, well, that’s a good question,” SpongeBob said. “Like what?” Squidward asked, looking at his roommate. “Because you have so much to live for!” SpongeBob grinned. “And why not?” Squidward asked, wiping the tears from his eyes. “KILL HIMSELF?! Squidward, you can’t do that!” SpongeBob shouted, quickly running over to his friend. Nothing major,” Patrick answered with a shrug.

“Oh, he just hates his life and is gonna kill himself. “NNNNNOOOO!!!! WHY?! WHY?! I hate this frickin’ world! I hate my frickin’ life! I’m gonna kill myself right now!” the squid cried out in an extremely high voice. You can just buy the house from him,” Patrick said, the two of them eventually reaching the house and opening it, only to find Squidward sobbing on the ground. “Do you think Squidward will let us move back into his house?” SpongeBob asked, walking out of the Krabs residence along with Patrick. After Squidward begins to contemplate suicide, SpongeBob calls up Steve Pavot, a professional 'suicide preventer'.